It seems Hollywood celebrities endorse everything these days.
It’s crazy. You can’t open a magazine or watch television without seeing them promote some sort of useless product. From clothing to beauty products and even fast food. But you don’t usually see celebrities endorsing candy and you probably never will. (Unless they happen to have one named after them!) It’s one of the only things safe from being recommended by famous A-listers and sports figures.
So I wondered, what if the market for celebrity candy endorsements were hot? Who would represent what candy and why?
Well marvel no more.
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But make sure you buy two!
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They double as nipples!
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Because sometimes you don’t grow out of it!
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Even wife beaters love candy!
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Yes, here I go again with my Mr. Big affections..
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For those pop stars that love their rocks!
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As dubbed by TMZ.com..
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Well, duh!
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Hollywood doesn’t want to be on the ground!
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Because without these three, I wouldn’t have a job!
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When your real mouth just won’t do!
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See you Monday evening!
xoxo -Spicy
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August 31st, 2007 at 5:56 am
Ha! I am LOVING this post! Spicy, your writing just keeps getting better and better! I laughed my ass off. Well crafted…
August 31st, 2007 at 8:20 am
I laughed my ass off at this first thing this morning! Great way to start the day. THANKS! Happy Labor Day weekend WooHOOO
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Lame
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Too funny! love it!
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