Paris Hilton went on David Letterman and all Dave talked about was jail, jail, jail!

After repeatedly asking Dave to stop questioning her on her experience in jail, Paris almost breaks down in tears. You can see in her face (with about 3:21 left) that she is ready to either cry or walk off and then a fan yells out that he loves her and snaps her out of it.

The audience is basically laughing at her throughout the entire interview. I almost felt bad for our favorite lanky whore! If you missed this, check it out. It’s pretty entertaining! Heh.

How long will this one last?

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon applied for and were granted a marriage license in Las Vegas on Saturday.

Omg, does she fall ‘in-love’ easily or what? She obviously hasn’t learned from her past mistakes. By the time she is Elizabeth Taylor’s age she’ll probably have had more husbands!

Salomon has done all kinds of Hollywood bitches including ex-wife Shannon Doherty and Paris Hilton in her famous video.

Pam says she and Salomon have been friends or 15 years. She said on her website recently,

“I’m in love…And my work is fun and creative. I’m healthy…I’m having the best time in my life.”

Whatever.

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Lindsay Lohan gets a pedicure (DSF) 

Rumer Willis’ hair isn’t the only thing that’s bad (Y!)

Kid Nation kids kill and eat their chickens (PB)

Mariah Carey hates it when you watch her pee (TB)

Michelle Rodriguez might go to jail  (CDL)

Jackson Blue’s celebrity dirt (CD)

Dylan McDermott and wife split (GB)

What’s up with Kimberly Stewarts boobs? (ABH)

Rose McGowan makes a great redhead (DS)

Britney’s new perfume and photoshop go hand in hand (CWS)

Hayden Panettiere in a hideous dress (DH)

Coco does whatever the f*ck Ice-T tells her..ha! (ND)

Hilary Duff tapes her boobs up and everyone thinks she got a boob job (JIYH)

Jenny McCarthy has a little sister?! (RC)

Get a piece of Steve-O for yourself (HBW)

Heidi Montag has got to be the biggest most annoying bicth ever (GH)

Attention whore and son, Nick (HC)

ANTM recap (IBBB)

What, no margarita?!

Britney Spears hit the party scene last night wearing a white cotton minidress with a pirate belt…oh, and baby blue panties.

I swear that pirate belt is one of those cheap vinyl throwaway belts that come with Halloween costumes. Britney is probably going to be a pirate whore this year and just couldn’t wait to wear part of her costume.

The dress itself is darling but then she had to go and wear those baby sh*t colored boots again..

And this is like, what, panty flash #18 for Brit? Yawn…just another day, bitches.

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Other Britney Spears News:

Britney Spears art y’all! (CR) 

Britney SPears goes late night tanning (HBW) 

Britney is iTunes #1 (CM) 

Britney Spears new ‘Believe’ perfume ad (POTP) 

Rumer Willis now and then

Egad! I am hating the new blonde hairdo!

I barely recognized Rumer Willis when I first saw the pics. It reminds me of when Madonna went platinum for the first time and kept her big ass caterpillar black eyebrows.

What do you think, love it or hate it?

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Gossip blogs everywhere are reporting that Angeline Jolie has been fired from her job as the face of St. John.

A St. John source spoke with UsMagazine.com and said that Jolie, who has been with St. John since 2005, is still their spokesperson.

“St. John has not made any decisions regarding upcoming campaigns,” the source tells Us. “Angelina is starring in our current ads and just shot for Spring so she definitely still is our face.”

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Other Angelina Jolie News:

Jolie criticizes Iraq war spending (AFP)

Angelina Jolie out and about (INO)

New scary skinny Angelina Jolie pics (TSW)

Bad boy for life?

According to the New York Post Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs doesn’t like to be questioned…about anything.

So what’s a girl to do when her job as ‘door girl’ is to ask “How many in your party?” before letting people into GoldBar? Get called “a f*cking bitch” that’s what!

That’s right, Diddy the Diva played Mr. Hotshit Superstar a few nights ago at GoldBar completely patronizing the door girl who was just doing her job. According to a witness,

“He walked right up to the door girl with four other people in his crew. When she asked him how many people he was with, Diddy just called her a ‘f*cking bitch’ and opened the velvet rope and let himself through.”

Reps for GoldBar and Combs declined to comment.

I bet they did. Of course GoldBar won’t comment because night clubs and restaurants frequented by celebrities don’t disclose things like that to the press, and P. Diddy, or Diddy, or Puffy or whatever the f*ck his name is, his rep isn’t going to comment because it’s probably true. His client is an asshole.