Desperate Housewives promo (Y!)
Britney Spears wears a skirt as a dress (DSF)
Oh, STFU (GS)
Justin Timberlake on HBO tonight (PB)
Sienna Miller’s drunken tirade (ND)
Mary-Kate Olsen in gladiator sandals (HC)
Mick Jagger’s 15-year old grand daughter smokes a fattie (GH)
Shannon Funk is a fame whore (TB)
Alicia Keyes has been transformed by Hollywood (RC)
David Beckham wears tight underwear so he and Victoria Beckham will have a baby girl (AIW)
Crazed fan attacks Brad Pitt (GB)
Pam Anderson is probably porking Rick Solomon (DSF)
Rihanna has ‘Beyonce knees’ (JIYH)
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Venice Film Festival (HBW)
Sarah Silverman makes goofy faces (CP)
Tori Amos sings about Lindsay Lohan (EBG)
Jessica Simpson goes to Ruth Chris Steakhouse (DS)
Timbaland doesn’t want Britney Spears at the VMA’s (GG)
Four very juicy blind items! (CDN)
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady out and about (CWS)
Paris Hilton heads to Germany (ASL)
Rihanna’s dress doesn’t want to stay on (DSF)
Pete Doherty was there when Amy Winehouse overdosed (CDL)
Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern were gay lovers? (BS)
Get in the know about local parties (UGIF)
Best deals from Circuit City! (CC)









September 3rd, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Holy Cow, Desperate Housewives has got some serious staying power. These chicks can do.
Later
September 4th, 2007 at 7:45 am
Link’s a bitch and then you die.
- Speaking of bitches, and talk about desperate. Damn, I just can’t get it up for any of them. There’s nothing ‘hot’ about that pic.
- Reese, you’re not endearing yourself to the general public with that one. If I had your kind of money, I’d be watching every damn penny instead of having someone do it for me.
- I don’t know about you, but Sienna bores the shit out of me. And I hate the fact that she has the same first name as the city in Italy, which I really want to visit someday. Thanks, bitch.
- They just did the air-raid siren testing here, and for a minute I thought was because of that pic of Mary-Kate. WTF is she thinking? Oh, wait, she’s not thinking, because she’s nuts.
- Looks like the apple doesn’t fall far from the family tree, huh, Mick?
- Alicia is definitely not the homegirl she used to be, but she still is fine.
- Tight knickers, huh, Bex? Who’s the girl in the family NOW? God, I laughed so hard I don’t need to do my sit-ups.
- Whatever Ri has that looks like something of Beyonce’s, I am willing to forgive. Goddamn, that girl is hot.
- Hmmm, I thought that was Sarah’s regular face. Heh.
- Tori, you’re not only NOT stupid, you’re also TOO SMART.
- Timba, you’re my hero. Brit needs to be able to stand upright again before she can dance.
- Bitch, stay away from Munich! That’s my favorite city in the world, and you can’t have it!
- Ri, thou protest too much. Go with the flow.