- Speaking of bitches, and talk about desperate. Damn, I just can’t get it up for any of them. There’s nothing ‘hot’ about that pic.
- Reese, you’re not endearing yourself to the general public with that one. If I had your kind of money, I’d be watching every damn penny instead of having someone do it for me.
- I don’t know about you, but Sienna bores the shit out of me. And I hate the fact that she has the same first name as the city in Italy, which I really want to visit someday. Thanks, bitch.
- They just did the air-raid siren testing here, and for a minute I thought was because of that pic of Mary-Kate. WTF is she thinking? Oh, wait, she’s not thinking, because she’s nuts.
- Looks like the apple doesn’t fall far from the family tree, huh, Mick?
- Alicia is definitely not the homegirl she used to be, but she still is fine.
- Tight knickers, huh, Bex? Who’s the girl in the family NOW? God, I laughed so hard I don’t need to do my sit-ups.
- Whatever Ri has that looks like something of Beyonce’s, I am willing to forgive. Goddamn, that girl is hot.
- Hmmm, I thought that was Sarah’s regular face. Heh.
- Tori, you’re not only NOT stupid, you’re also TOO SMART.
- Timba, you’re my hero. Brit needs to be able to stand upright again before she can dance.
- Bitch, stay away from Munich! That’s my favorite city in the world, and you can’t have it!
- Ri, thou protest too much. Go with the flow.