Photoshop in a can: Rumer Willis edition (GOTA)
Vanessa Hudgens (High School Musical) nude pics hit the net (DSF)
No way this chick is high (EBG)
Brad and Angie are happy in love (PB)
Some topless bitch who’s not topless (TB)
George Clooney’s new waitress hottie (GH)
Hooray! Led Zeppelin to reunite (GS)
I am so over Jared Leto too (HBW)
Because it’s fun screwing with jackasses (CDN)
Tom Cruise’ one-eye (ABH)
Britney Spears and Criss Angel would be the hottest couple…in the trailer park (DSF)
Yes, Britney Spears is opening the VMA’s..holy clamato! (CDL)
Halle Berry’s baby bump is pretty big (GB)
Britney walks out of a bathroom and the paps are there as usual (HC)
Battle of the bitches (ASL)
Nicole Richie as thin as her little sister (IBBB)
Jessica Simpson nippin’ out (JIYH)
Lindsay Lohan and daddy reunite in rehab (ND)
Sherri Shepherd will be on The View (BS)
Usher and Tameka’s wedding photos (POTP)
Chloe Sevigny is such a dork (CWS)
Some chick in Maxim (RC)
Jessica Simpson thinks her sh*t doesn’t stink (Y!)
Natalie Portman nude and topless (CR)
There is no Lauren Conrad sex tape (DH)
Rachel Ray has mammoth nipples (DSF)
Get invited to parties and clubs (UGIF)
Examine your favorite celebrities feet up close (CTJ)
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I’m a linker, not a fighter.
- Vanessa’s damn cute, but she definitely needs to trim that thing.
- Hey, look, you can call Angie a homewrecking vampire, but I’d like to think she got what she wanted, instead of having it all and thinking it sucks.
- Yeah, George, you do know how to pick ‘em.
- Great, Zep’s gonna do a one-off. It’ll be good to see Page + Plant’s melting faces one more time.You don’t believe me? They’ve been looking rather scary lately.
- Jared definitely disappeared up his own ass.
- Let’s just skip right down to Natalie. Nothing else matters.