Or we didn’t really care.
Cisco Adler turned 29 yesterday and he partied with Kimberly Stewart, Constantine Maroulis and some chick that if I didn’t know better would think was Mischa Barton.
The party train got their drink on at LA’s Les Deux. Three FUGS do not make a right!



















Does anyone know who these people are?
Out of that group Constantine actually looks the least like a clown!
aren’t their rules against clown suits after labor day? poor paparazzo on slo nues day have ta shoot da circus now?
Let’s see…Kimberly Stewart is Martha Stewart’s daughter, Cisco is the Thong Song guy, Constantine was on Survivor about 6 seasons ago and obviously nobody throws designer duds at poor Mischa anymore. The dude in the red tennies is just some tool. So there you have it.
I heard this may be the new cast of the next Surreal Life.
Woooo…loving me some Constantine…he’s fuckin hot!
He just wants to look like he is a tough guy with a stunning blonde on his site. People, please wake up. This is a copy of a Lousy Faggot, full of chicken shit!!
Constantine loves the gays!! And you sir, are the chicken shit!!
And Kimberly is the daughter of Rod.
Wow!! Constantine’s looking mighty fine!! As usual, of course. Constantine is one hot dude and his new cd’s freaking hot too.
When the unspeakably hideous Cisco Adler, Rod’s good-for-nothing daughter who looks like a drag queen, Mischa Hasbeen and Constantard are the big fucking news of the day, it’s time for us all to drink the hemlock. Celebtards are so last year.
Constantine is really one hot dude. He’s so gorgeous!!!
Tonto say, check out “Constantine”, the CD. You likem it, kemo sabe.
Constantard’s new CD makes fine coasters, since it’s already tanked after being out a little over a month.
And did all these people dress in a Dumpster? UGH! Alert the Bad Taste Police!
Constantine is the poster boy for celebtards. He’s just a sadly dressed, D list-
aspiring, wannabe, clubwhore. And his CD is shyt. Go away Constantly Annoyinglis, your 20 minutes was up before it started.
LADIES, THE FEW LINES I WROTE WAS MEANT FOR THE “ROCKER” GUY WHO I DON’T KNOW BUT THINK IT’S A CISCO ADLER OR SOMETHING. I’m from the Netherlands, remember? I RECKOGNISE INDEED A WOMAN-LOVER IN THIS CONSTANTINE GUY. I WAS WRONG, SORRY!!
Don’t apologize gerard, Constantine is full of shit too.And that’s about the nicest thing that can be said about that wastoid pothead reality show loser.