I KNEW Madonna Wore the Pants in the Family!

Posted on September 11th, 2007 by Spicy Pants

But what I didn’t know is that she wore the schlong too!

Madonna was caught Monday leaving a hotel with husband Guy Ritchie, whose birthday was yesterday. Inside Madge’s bag you can see The Penetrator, a purple 6″ strap-on dong!

So, Guy, what’s in the black box?!

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4 Smack Talkers to “I KNEW Madonna Wore the Pants in the Family!”

Jason Rohrblogger Talks Smack:
September 11th, 2007 at 6:29 am
…and that’s an awfully big smile on Madonna’s face. Guy looks none too happy, though.
gerard Vandenberg Talks Smack:
September 11th, 2007 at 7:25 am
She simply is “BEGGING” for getting inside the gossip pages. Why do you think she wears such a plastic bag. To proud for calling the paparazzi? THIS IS REALLY PATHETIC THOUGH, GUY THINKS THE SAME, BET!!
Chryssi Talks Smack:
September 11th, 2007 at 8:21 am
She’s smirking because she KNOWS what she is doing!
She even has the front cover of the box facing out so everyone can see!
Brian Talks Smack:
September 11th, 2007 at 11:54 am
So, Guy, what’s in the black box?!
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His balls!