But what I didn’t know is that she wore the schlong too!
Madonna was caught Monday leaving a hotel with husband Guy Ritchie, whose birthday was yesterday. Inside Madge’s bag you can see The Penetrator, a purple 6″ strap-on dong!
So, Guy, what’s in the black box?!
…and that’s an awfully big smile on Madonna’s face. Guy looks none too happy, though.
She simply is “BEGGING” for getting inside the gossip pages. Why do you think she wears such a plastic bag. To proud for calling the paparazzi? THIS IS REALLY PATHETIC THOUGH, GUY THINKS THE SAME, BET!!
She’s smirking because she KNOWS what she is doing!
She even has the front cover of the box facing out so everyone can see!
So, Guy, what’s in the black box?!
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His balls!