Gallery of the Absurd pokes fun at Britney crier (GOTA)

The ‘Leave Britney Alone’ guy is famous (DL)

More Vanessa Hudgens bikini shots (DSF)

Celebrity backstage demands at the VMAs (HBW)

Check out Candy, she’ll give you some (HC)

Latest celebrity DUI (HO)

Harriet Carter Wednesday! (IBBB)

Let’s have a meth baby! (CWS)

Hollywood babies in danger (PB)

Bringing Kabbalah back (CR)

Hayden Panettiere is ready to rebound (POTP)

These sports photos look totally GAY! Not that there’s anything wrong with that.. (ABH)

Kanye West: 1 - 50 Cent: 0 (ASL)

Mischa Barton nipple slip (EGO)

Virgie Artur visits Anna Nicole Smith’s grave (HS)

Anna Kournikova is still a total hot bitch (DSF)

Vegas bartender wins jackpot! (TB)

Petra Nemcova looking absolutely smokin’ (TM)

It’s Jayden James’ birthday (CDL)

Lindsay Lohan’s car crash to go to court (DH)

Natasha Henstridge looking fab (DS)

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have their own fashion line now too (RC)

Seinfeld to have a comeback? (GS)

Tori Spelling morphing into Eric Stoltz in ‘Mask’ (AIW)

Angelina Jolie wants Brad to shut up and look pretty doing it (Y!)

Two very juicy blind items! (CDN)

The White Stripes cancel rest of tour (GH)

Forget rapping, he’s an actor now! (EBG)

Fred Durst and David Arquette are working on a top secret film (CP)

Rosie O’Donnell abused herself as a child (BS)

We know Amy WInehouse is a cutter, but does she slam her fingers in doors for fun too? (JJ)

Kate Beckinsale in green bikini (JIYH)

Rock n’ Roll sloth (A!)

Hayden Panettiere dating Hasselhole?! (DS)

Naomi Campbell made me laugh for once (GB)

Jennifer Love Hewitt at the beach (DSF)

Tattoo gossip (GG)

Shop ’til you drop with mobile coupons (UGF)

$30 off $250 at Overstock.com! (CC)