Gallery of the Absurd pokes fun at Sting and Johnny Rotten’s comments (GOTA)

Joe Francis Would like to have a word with you (ABH)

Some smoking hot dude on a BBC show (PB)

Jessica Simpson in short shorts (DSF)

Breaking News: George Clooney in motorcycle accident (CDL)

Nicole Richie heads out of town (DSF)

Lauren Conrad takes another jab at Heidi Montag (POTP)

Today’s Britney Spears drama (DL)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden excited to be parents, less excited to marry (ASL)

Denise Richards needs to STFU and move on (HO)

Today’s Celebrity Dirt (CD)

Kim Kardashian to pose for Playboy (CWS)

Britney’s kids and their bottle-rot teeth (ND)

Mariah Carey flaunting her sh*t (JIYH)

Kim Kardashian and Terrence Howard hooking up? (HC)

Brad Pitt ‘didn’t learn sh*t’…HA! (GH)

Chris Crocker, the Britney freak,  on Maury  (GB)

Jamie Lynn Spears at Teen Vogue Party (AIW)

What’s new in the theaters tonight? (BS)

Brad Pitt and Mark Wahlberg’s upcoming flick (RC)

Keira Knightley complaining again (DL)

Natalie Portman scored herself a billionaire (CWS)

Mutya Buena looking ghetto fab (BST)

Holy sh8t! Dude wakes up during his own autopsy!  (CCS)

Avril Lavigne in some ridiculous outfit (DS)

Zahara Jolie-Pitt is a superstar (CR)

Ozzy Osourne f***s like a rabbit, says Sharon (DL)

Four juicy ass blind items! (CDN)

Prince just needs an orange flower pot on his head..whip it good! (A!)

Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman build a bigger house (BSC)

P Diddy defends Britney Spears (HBW)

Mariah Carey’s diet secrets, or liposuction (Y!)

Brooke Hogan…or is that her mom? (GS)

More pregnant Xtina pics (DH)

Big Brother UK twins (BST)

$30 off $250 at Overstock! (CC)

Student? Check out this site (UGF)