Lohan boa constrictor swallows Sambora mouse whole (GOTA)

Kristin Cavallari dressed like a slut (DSF)

Britney Spears invites paps into bathroom, asks for tampon (AIW)

J Lo swears she’s not pregnant (CWS)

Michael Vick tests positive for weed (BS)

Kristin Cavallari in bikini (DH)

Bridget Moynahan’s first baby pics (FC)

De La Hoya stripper has sellers remorse (EBG)

Mistrial for Phil Spector (GB)

Paris Hilton is going to Rwanda as a humanitarian (GH)

Trading Spouses ‘God Warrior’ daughter killed in wreck (DL)

Is Kate Moss engaged? (ABH)

Usher is having a baby boy (POTP)

David Beckham loves being a gay icon and has the pics to prove it (HBW)

She’s bringing groovy back (CP)

KT Tunstall says Amy Winehouse is an effed up idiot (BSH)

Britney Spears hit yet another car? (ND)

Farting pisses Tom Cruise off (TB)

George Clooney’s girlfriend has a racy past (Y!)

Ashlee Simpson album promo shots (RC)

Hot Adriana Lima photo shoot (JIYH)

Bam Margera admits he banged Jessica Simpson (ICYDK)

Is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ marriage in trouble? (PB)

Stupid human tricks (CR)

Open leter from Britney Spears’ breasts (HC)

Heidi Montag…blah, blah, who cares (CDL)

It’s Harriet Carter Wednesday! (IBBB)

Jennie Garth cleavage (DSF)