Super kick ass Halloween pumpkins, well some of them anyhow. . . (JRTT)

Shauna Sand has no ass that’s why she flashes her tits everywhere (DSF)

AND she has worn the same slutty platform stilettos for 6 yrs (DL)

Eva Longoria: Camera Whore (DS)

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Rosie O’Donnell stops by ____ Show. (PB)

Borning leaked pics of Britney with the same bloated tummy (HBW)

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The Hills is real, or not, or it is, or not (TB)

What a pumpkin head! (A!)

J Lo is box office poison (DH)

Michael Jackson to appear on the cover of _____. (CDL)

Jon Bon Jovi and his drug years (GS)

I guess he could look like Kurt Cobain if he didn’t have such a big f***ing forehead! (EBG)

Playboy Playmates demonstrate self breast exams (GH)

It’s Harriet Carter Wednesday - Halloween edition (IBBB)

Matt Lauer as a killer Frankenstein (HC)

Amy Winehouse’s hubby looks like a corpse. . .maybe because he almost is (GB)

Remember John Candy (AIW)

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Dog, a friend and son Leland

The National Enquirer has gotten their hands on an audio tape of Duane Chapman, a.k.a. Dog the Bounty Hunter erupting in a racist rant during a phone call to his son, Tucker.

During the call, Dog tells his son that he must break up with his girlfriend because she is black and that sometimes they use the word ‘n***er’ and she might take offense to it and set him up. Well, that’s pretty much what happened.

Dog threatened Tucker’s job as a bail bondsman if he did not dump his girlfriend. He goes on to say, “it’s not because she’s black. . .it’s because we use he word n***er sometimes here.” But then he completely contradicts his point by saying moments later, “If Lyssa [his daughter] was dating a n***er we would all say F*ck You. . .and you know that.”

I’ve since heard that A&E has halted the production of his reality show ‘Dog the Bounty Hunter’ and that Civil Rights leaders have called for the show to be canceled.

(I have a phone call in to A&E as we speak and am awaiting a return phone call. I’ll be able to tell you more then…if they call back.)

Until then listen to the audio tape here.

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Update: It seems A&E isn’t returning phone calls, but they have released the following statement:

A&E has just learned of the story released by the National Enquirer concerning Duane Dog Chapman. We take this matter very seriously. Pending an investigation, we have suspended production on the series. When the inquiry is concluded we will take appropriate action.”

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More than 3,600 people have signed a petition requesting that the judge give Lane Garrison the maximum punishment in his vehicular manslaughter case.

Garrison is facing a maximum term of six years and eight months in prison after pleading guilty to vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence and two other alcohol-related charges. The charges stem from a car accident last December that left 17-year-old Beverly Hills High School student Vahagn Setian dead and a 15-year-old girl injured.

Along with his manslaughter plea, Garrison admitted he provided alcohol to minors and that he registered a blood-alcohol level of over 0.15 percent on the night of the crash.

The sentencing was postponed in August when a judge ruled that Garrison should get a psychiatric evaluation to help decide his sentence.

At the August hearing, Garrison told the judge, “This is an out-of-body experience for me. I’m reminded of that night every day and I think about the bad decision I made. I am so sorry.”

The actor, who played Tweener on the FOX’s Prison Break, was driving his Land Rover SUV in Beverly Hills with three teenage passengers on the night of Dec. 2 when the vehicle struck a tree.

Garrison later recorded a two-minute public service announcement warning young people about drinking and driving.

You know, I can’t help but feel bad for Lane. Yes, what he did was inexcusable and stupid. But everyone makes mistakes, and some have very, very grim outcomes. I also believe that everyone deserves a second chance. I’m not saying he doesn’t deserve jail time, but I think nearly seven years is a bit harsh.

He would be better off doing an assload of community service and other proactive things for the community. I feel I can speak on this matter because my brother was killed in a drunk driving accident. Lane seems truly sorry for what he did and I can’t imagine the burden he will have to carry around for the rest of his life.

Let this serve as a reminder kids, it might be a holiday, but don’t drink and drive. Can you imagine being in the position Lane is in? I bet he thought it would never happen to him either.

UPDATE: LANE HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO MORE THAN THREE YEARS IN PRISON

From TMZ.com:

A judge has sentenced “Prison Break” star Lane Garrison to a total of forty months — nearly four years — in state prison for the drunk driving crash that caused the death of 17-year-old Vahagn Setian.

As he sentenced him, Judge Elden Fox told Lane he thought he was a human being who made a very bad mistake — and that he committed a crime and devastated three families.

Fox told Garrison, “I think you are truly remorseful,” but sentenced him to prison because “the public needs to know crimes like this need to be punished and, unfortunately, you have to be the messenger.” The sentence was based on Garrison’s lack of prior criminal history and that he admitted responsibility, pleaded guilty right away and has offered the families financial assistance.

Before sentencing, a highly emotional Garrison told the victims’ families he was “genuinely remorseful” and “sickened” by his behavior that night.

Garrison he will get credit for the 91 days he has already served. That, combined with California’s Work Time/Good Time early release program, means he will likely be in state prison for about 20 months.

He must also pay close to $300,000 to the Setian family and to the two girls who were in the car.

Lane was quiet after the sentence was handed down and was taken away in handcuffs.

Celebrity Monster Party (CR)

Sienna Miller’s hippie nipples (DSF)

It’s nearly impossible to have a conversation with Britney Spears, Seacrest tried (DL)

Weirdest. Couple. Ever. (INO)

THIS is why they call it bumping uglies! (ABH)

Halloween lesbian sex fantasy (BST)

Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson hook up? (TB)

A little Halloween fun for you..

Celebrity Halloween costumes game

Mike Tyson and Bobby Brown do The Monster Mash

Celebrity Halloween masks

Celebrity births, deaths and marriages on Halloween

Halloween movie quiz

Rumer Willis was recently presented with something that all Hollywood stars wish they could have.

Their very own Polly Pocket doll.

Last weekend at the Children Affected by AIDS Foundation’s annual Dream Halloween benefit, Rumer was given a Polly Pocket doll that was made in her image. The doll was auctioned off for charity and went for $5,500.

Rumer said during the event, “I feel like I’m really famous now.”

Regarding fame and celebrity, she told People magazine,

“Before I started working, I would have said, ‘You know, it’s not really fair, because I didn’t choose this.’ But when you decide to be a part of this profession and put yourself out there, then you kind of have to accept what it is.

It’s a 24-hour job. It doesn’t matter if you are going out to a restaurant – you have to be aware of what you are doing and how you look and how you are presenting yourself, because most of the time people never get to know you.

Being famous isn’t going to parties … it’s about being able to use the power that we all have to kind of give back.”

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