Van Halen still rocks (ABH)
Paula Abdul wants to have a child (CWS)
Dr. Steve-O premieres tonight (DSF)
Don’t worry, there’s still white people on the show (POTP)
Whoa, were Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston in Mexico together? (Y!)
Celebrities love tacos (CR)
Is Eva Mendes pregnant or not? (DH)
Keith Urban in motorcycle accident (ICYDK)
Nicole Richie for Citizen K (BS)
Vanessa Hudgens putting something in her mouth (BST)
John Mayer and new girlfriend (ASL)
Katie Price, aka Jordan, drunk and panty flashing (TB)
The Jolie-Pitts in NYC (CDL)
Ben Affleck blames JLo for his crappy career (AIW)
PopBytes does Chicago (PB)
Madonna stole Debbie Harry’s look (GB)
Angelina Jolie is skinny as hell (FC)
Juicy Blind Items (CDN)
Pamela Anderson’s weird boobs (DSF)
Hayden Panettiere walks her dogs (GH)
Lucu Liu likes her scotch (DS)
Gisele Bundchen out without Tom (GS)
Jennifer Aniston bikini pics (DSF)
Mary-Kate Olsen is your savior (HC)
A horse is a horse, of course, of course.. (HBW)
Some chick from The Hills crotch shot (IBBB)
Heidi Montag just can’t wait to put on a bikini and pose can she? (JIYH)
- Right fucking on. I’ve got nosebleed seats for when they come to the Allstate Arena here in Illinois two weeks from now. Can’t wait.
- Daddy, why is Mommy crying all the time over nothing?
- Boycott Kanye. God, I am so sick of him. Yeah, Kanye, sorry I’m white. That’s me, bitch; the Great White Shark. You may come from Chicago, but I run the motherfucker. Heh.
- If that’s Jen, she looks GOOD. And whoever think she has a gut should have their head examined.
- We all know Angie loves the taco.
- Glad that Keith wasn’t hurt. There should be a law against the paps interfering with driving on any level.
- I don’t mind if Vanessa has an oral fixation. Really.
- No way is John Mayer gay. I’m not buying that BS for a second.
- Somebody tell me why this UK chick with an identity crisis is the least bit famous for NOTHING.
- Well, Ben, you got yourself in that whole fucking mess, you can clean it up. You’re a big boy now.
- Yeah, there we go! Chi-town, my town. Best city in the US(Munich is the best city in Europe). Go Cubs.
- Madonna doesn’t look like Hairy Debbie any more than the drummer.