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I was too bombed to notice, y’all!

News broke yesterday about the alleged sex tape involving (of course) Britney Spears and some random guy she met while on vacation in June.

In Touch magazine is reporting that the guy in question (a 28 year-old man) told them that he made a video of him plowing Brit.

He says he’s a little nervous about releasing the video because he performed poorly in bed! Ha! What a moron. Money talks though and I’m sure we’ll be seeing his whiskey-dick online soon.

The moron also claims that he had a camera rolling without Britney’s knowledge as they bumped uglies.

He old In Touch they met in the bar at 1 a.m. partied for a bit in Brit’s room before getting it on.

“It was just normal, we didn’t do anything crazy. It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out.”

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Other Britney Spears News:

Britney gets a valid CA license (HBW)

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