Megan Fox with her boyfriend who I thought was gay (DSF)
Adrianne Curry rips Perez Hilton a new a hole (AC)
The Pamela Anderson select a husband process (ABH)
Nice phallic microphone, Avril (TB)
And I thought I was the only one who though Fergalicious was a rip off of Supersonic (CR)
Jamie Lynn Spears will cut a bitch (IBBB)
Johnny Depp not a fan of America (GH)
Paris Hilton sends Britney Spears a chocolate bouquet (POTP)
I don’t think I believe this (BS)
Jon Voight and Angeling Jolie making amends? (DL)
Hugh Grant loves college hotties (ND)
Lily Allen’s dad used her to sell drugs (GB)
Did Britney apply for a job as a bartender? (CWS)
The new Scissor Sisters DVD (PB)
Fembot strikes back (CDL)
J Lo is expecting twins (HBW)
Celebrity clothing auctioned off for charity (CR)
Montel Willliams’ new wife (RC)
Gisele Bundchen rides that shit! (DSF)
Zahara flips the bird (AIW)
And isn’t it ironic… (DL)
Lisa D’Amato of ANTM 5 makes a total fool of herself! (HC)
Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell out biking in NYC (EBG)
Gwen Stefani’s little Kingston already showing an interest in music (GS)



















- Megan Fox can make a gay boy go straight AND make a straight girl go gay.
- Even though Adrienne did a good job of kicking Perez’ dick in the dirt, I wouldn’t give him the satisfaction of ripping him a new asshole because he would probably thank me.
- I totally agree with Johnny Depp. When I got back from my Germany trip in February, I realized that if I EVER had kids, I would raise them in Europe, NOT here in the US. Far too much BS going on right now, and kids are turning out like shit these days. At least in a place like Germany, their way of life is geared towards something that means something. Sorry for the rant.
- Hey, if the Lohans can kiss + make up, there’s hope for the rest.
- Zahara is a quick learner, and god bless her.