“I wish someone like George Clooney would say, ‘Yeah, I’d like me some man!’ Wouldn’t that be hot?”
-Melissa Etheridge is dying for the day when an A-list man will step up to the plate and admit he’s gay
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Here’s the thing, Missy. George just happens to love pussy more than you, if you can imagine that. Like my friend Ted said one time, “Why would anyone be gay when women are so fine?”
She’s so unappealing to men and women, her face has wore out two bodies!
Ugliness is the guardian of women, and she’s got marks all over her body where folks keep touching her with a ten-foot pole
She’s twice ugly. Pretty ugly and pretty likely to stay that way
So ugly she could sit behind a tombstone and hatch ghosts; “She’s so ugly she could snag lightning.”
“She’s so ugly she has to beat her feet to go to bed with her.” etc..