http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2007/10/10/celebrity-quote-of-the-day-melissa-etheridge/ Celebrity Gossip, Pictures and Entertainment News Updated Daily! Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:55:22 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2007/10/10/celebrity-quote-of-the-day-melissa-etheridge/comment-page-1/#comment-5759 ShameOnMe Wed, 10 Oct 2007 17:27:44 +0000 http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2007/10/10/celebrity-quote-of-the-day-melissa-etheridge/#comment-5759 She's so unappealing to men and women, her face has wore out two bodies! Ugliness is the guardian of women, and she's got marks all over her body where folks keep touching her with a ten-foot pole She's twice ugly. Pretty ugly and pretty likely to stay that way So ugly she could sit behind a tombstone and hatch ghosts; "She's so ugly she could snag lightning." "She's so ugly she has to beat her feet to go to bed with her." etc.. She’s so unappealing to men and women, her face has wore out two bodies!
Ugliness is the guardian of women, and she’s got marks all over her body where folks keep touching her with a ten-foot pole
She’s twice ugly. Pretty ugly and pretty likely to stay that way
So ugly she could sit behind a tombstone and hatch ghosts; “She’s so ugly she could snag lightning.”
“She’s so ugly she has to beat her feet to go to bed with her.” etc..

]]> http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2007/10/10/celebrity-quote-of-the-day-melissa-etheridge/comment-page-1/#comment-5743 Shark Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:39:13 +0000 http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2007/10/10/celebrity-quote-of-the-day-melissa-etheridge/#comment-5743 Here's the thing, Missy. George just happens to love pussy more than you, if you can imagine that. Like my friend Ted said one time, "Why would anyone be gay when women are so fine?" Here’s the thing, Missy. George just happens to love pussy more than you, if you can imagine that. Like my friend Ted said one time, “Why would anyone be gay when women are so fine?”

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