I wonder who’s sperm won the race?
Is Pamela Anderson really two months pregnant?
Anything is possible after she wed slimy third husband, Rick Salomon. According to In Touch magazine, Anderson discovered she was pregnant on Sept. 29th, the same day that the couple applied for a marriage license.
A friend said,
“Pam says that the pregnancy is fate and an incredible blessing.”
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Do you think that the way Rick is grabbing her thigh might hurt just a bit? Sheesh.
Yes, she told friends, family and business associates that her hook up with Rick, and the infamous “indecent proposal” story was all part of a “publicity stunt”. However, in order to give the story some credence she had to bed Rick a few times, and she beleives she got knocked up almost immediately.
To cover this mistake, she then told everyone it was “true love” between her and Rick. She asked him not to reveal the “pregnancy” until she was sure it was real, and would go to term. She initially claimed to be “Delighted” and “blessed by fate”.
Unfortunately, Rick told the world anyway,(a month earlier than agreed), and they then decided to pretend to be “delierioulsy happy about it.” Pam decided to press for a “shot-gun” wedding to counter Kid Rocks revelations about her fictitious miscarraige last year!
Her only job,(as Hans Klocks assistant), will be cancelled if she cannot complete her contractual obligations for a set number of shows, the development of new routines, and a forthcoming world tour. A “pregnancy” would prevent her from working.
So, even as we speak, she is working on an escape scenario. Her friends, family and associates dislike Rick intensely, and Pam herself has acknolwedged him to be a “sleaze ball”. She is caught in a scam that has gone badly wrong.
Likely escape plans include;
Another “miscarraige”, or the “discovery” that the home pregnancy test produced a “false positive” result,(this part of the plan in now in operation); folowed by a divorce after a few months,(based on Ricks abuse, manipulation and gambling addiction); followed by a world tour with Hans,(to allow the press coverage to die down.) This then sets her up for yet another “comeback” in 6 – 8 months.
Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place!
The real reason why Pam was so furious with Rick’s gambling was that she desperatly need to project an image of complete marital bliss, in order to make her marraige appear genuine.
If Rick does not focus all his attention on her, and continues to lead his regular “slime-ball” existance, it shows Pam in a bad light. She is desperate to prove that she has made at least one reasonable decision in her life!
As more details of her “false” pregnancy, her imaginary miscarraige last year, and the details of the scam she cooked up with Rick emerge, Pam is becoming more and more frantic about projecting a positive image to the world. Sadly, as both she and Rick are so poor at keeping anything secret the truth will emerge anyway.
She chose to deny her pregnancy to Robin Leach, as he is a sympathetic mouthpiece. Subsequent elements of her plan will be revealed in a similar manner.