A prison inmate is attempting to file a restraining order against Britney Spears because he says she forced him repeatedly to rob people to pay for her abortions!
According to Jonathan Lee Riches (who is serving a sentence for fraud at the Federal Correctional Institution in Salters, South Carolina), Britney forced him to buy her breast implants, cocaine and alcohol. He also says she held him at gunpoint and made him commit crimes.
Riches was in a 2006 TV CNN documentary called How To Rob A Bank, and claims “Spears can be seen in the footage forcing him at gunpoint to commit identity theft”. He says there’s more footage showing her threatening to detonate chemicals worn around his neck.
Riches is convinced that Spears will visit him in prison and once again force him to rob other prisoners so that she can pay for another abortion.
He has previously filed lawsuits against George W. Bush, Martha Stewart, and Steve Jobs.
WTF!
Funny thing is, I wouldn’t be shocked..I really wouldn’t..









October 12th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Sounds like this guy has had many a visit while in prison, and wishes they were from Britney, and not from the guy in the next cell.
October 13th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
Well I know I’m convinced. Scary possessed photo by the way.
October 14th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
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October 15th, 2007 at 2:27 am
I’m 100% convinced.
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October 15th, 2007 at 7:30 am
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