Britney as she looked when she was booked by police

Britney Spears is weird.

Not that this is a revelation or anything, but c’mon, have you seen video of her stopping in the midst of a sea of paparazzi and just sit there? And we thought Paris Hilton was bad.

Britney was booked last night looking somewhat decent as she turned herself in, with her terrible brunette hair extensions flowing but looking somewhat polished. Afterwards however, it was time to perform ‘onstage’. Which these days ‘onstage’ = Britney sitting in her car, making bizarre facial expressions for the paparazzi as they snap away like crazed sharks lapping at chum.

Britney as she ‘performs’ for paparazzi

And that’s what she did.

She drove around late last night looking to be seen. And when she had the paps where she wanted them, she gave them a ‘performance’. . .in her bright pink Halloween wig. Smiling one moment, frowning the next, she gave photographers their meal tickets and supplied the media with a myriad of photographs to support the strange stories that circulate daily about her.

Britney loves the publicity and attention, even if it is negative. She’s brought this on herself and thrives in it. Since she can’t sing or dance anymore it’s the only way she can stay in the spotlight.

Lucky for her, everyone loves a circus, and she’s just the freak to take center stage.

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