Start Coke early! (CR)

Victoria Silvstedt is still a whore (BST)

Kelly Carlson tig ol’ bitties (DSF)

Fantasia in a teeny bikini…ARGH! (DL)

Lindsay Lohan’s face looks like a carved pumpkin! (IBBB)

Jenna Jameson looks f***ing scary!  (TB)

Ricky Martin gets a STAR (PB)

My what BIG GUNS you have! (HC)

Even Yetti’s think Britney is fun to laugh at (DS)

Lonelygirl15 in Beverly Hills (CP)

Paris Hilton feels empty inside, or in other words, dickless (DH)

Breast cancer jeans (RC)

Backdoor Boys are back (CDL)

Eva Green gives Dita Von Teese a run for her money (ABH)

Victoria Beckham flaunts her eager nipples again (CWS)

Ann Coulter hacked! (DL)

Britney Spears mugshot? (EBG)

Paris Hilton will leave her mark on Rwanda (A!)

Bai Ling wears the WEIRDEST shit (DSF)

John Lennon speaks from the grave (GW)

The judge wants to know why Britney threatened to kill herself (HBW)

Diddy’s going to be charged with assault and hopefully possession of a shitty name (GB)