By: Shark

Shark — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:09:56 +0000

- She’s brain-dead, so they might as well start now.
- This buttaface was born the same year as me. She looks old enought to be my Mom(who, by the way, is 73 and looks WAY better than that). Do you guys now understand why I go for younger women? Regardless, I make no apologies. Deal with it.
- Beyonce put the ‘tard’ in leotard.
- My guess is that Myers is setting us up.
- The one dog she was smart to ditch was Anne Heche.
- I can think of a million girls that put Gisele to shame. You could say that her face is in ’stable’ condition. Heh.
- Roseanne, you are my hero of the day.
- I tried that vegetarian thing for five days earlier this month, just to be able to say that Alicia Silverstone and her naked ass inspired me to try it. Sorry, but I flunked that test like a starving lion. You might as well ask me to go without pussy. Good fucking luck.
- Damn you Derek, for reminding me how hot Brit used to be. I need a moment.
- I just hope they don’t leave their solo careers behind. Take it from a Shark; bottom feeders don’t just live on the ocean floor.
- Wow, that is one weird hook-up. BTW, Vince + I are from the same high school(I was class of ‘83, he was class of ‘88). Never met him, though. I hear he likes the old restaurant I used to work in for 13 years. He would hate it if he had to work there.
- Can you say VACANT? Good; I knew you could.
- Grace Jones should hook up with Flavor Flav. Wait a sec; maybe she already did.
- Some bitches think there’s enough money in the world to hide a glaring Electra complex.
- NY goes to show that a pig with lipstick is still a pig. BTW, if you want to see a HOT reality show, check out Tila Tequila’s Shot At Love. She looked OK before, but I’m glad she ditched the blond hair and went brunette. That bitch is hotter than hell now, and she’s got both girls and guys foaming at the mouth. Tila owns it. Prove me wrong, bitches.
- Awkward is right. They wouldn’t look any stiffer if they were dead.
- Speaking of nearly dead… Ana is something I will never understand. How the film, TV and fashion industry put such a premium on skinny bitches, and how girls that look just fine will actually take it to heart when some asshole calls her fat. I’ve seen it happen, and I want to shred the bastards.

By: Laura

Laura — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:22:54 +0000

Wow, she looks more rode hard than usual.

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