Who doesn’t love a good juicy blind item? Here’s the latest blind items that are floating around Hollywood. Can you decipher the clues to figure out which Hollywood celebrities the tidbits refer to?

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• Which kinky fashion writer shocked guests recently when she asked her billionaire husband’s pre-teen daughter – in front of company – to rehash the time the girl walked in on the couple in a compromising bedroom position?

• Which dimpled Hollywood mommy is betraying her “all-natural” image? Friends say the down home actress is becoming addicted to lip collagen injections.

• Which movie studio is desperately trying to hide its latest star’s homosexuality? They have made him pair up with his leading lady, whom he couldn’t care less about.

Crazy Days & Nights:

• This totally straight A-/B+ film actor from a famous family has a piece (no pun intended) of an escort agency that caters exclusively to gay men. Seems as if our actor got a little drunk the other night, was talking to a waiter and when he found out the waiter was gay and looking for work, gave the waiter a phone number. Our actor said to tell who answered that our actor sent him, and that he could get some work. The phone number was to an escort agency.

• This recent same sex non romantic breakup is definitely not traditional. However, it centers around traditional reasons for a breakup such as hitting on a significant other and wanton drug use that almost led to the arrest of our couple.

• From AP-This jet set actor/actress B list couple took a few minutes out for themselves at a party the other night. The couple spent most of the night arguing about what the wife was wearing, and made up by having a quickie in the restroom. Probably would have got away with no one noticing, except that she was rather vocal and has a very interesting pet name for her husband.

• This jackass is back. Hiding his insecurity through a web of hateful speech, this recently divorced C list film actor spent an entire night drinking with two friends and finding whatever opportunity they could to harass this C list actress formerly of a very popular network show. The show has shot several people to the upper echelons of the “list” but not her. Our actress was there to be seen and to try and get her career jumpstarted again, but had to leave early when reduced to tears at least twice by the jackass and his friend.

Ted Casablanca:

Sha-Sha Shimmy is one of the most beautiful babes in Hollywood. She’s also simply a doll. Hey, she’s not only a primo g-f to all her girlfriends (a rarity in this man-stealing, amiga-backstabbing enclave), but she, like, eats! Who knew?

And guess what? SSS looks divine, full of luscious curves that buttloads of hungry guys ‘n’ gals live to drool (and more) over. Sha-Sha can even act, too, come to think of it, but that’s, uh, not really her forte. However, Ms. Shimmy is damn serious about getting her less paparazzied career more on the roll, which is why she decided to slim down a bit for a part (heaven knows women over 62.5 pounds don’t get hired for nada in this two-by-four town).

So, triple S did what a lotta ladies tryin’ to lose the pounds do: No, not barf or drug, thank heavens, but she took some laxatives, which didn’t seem to work. So, she took some more. Went to sleep, forgot about it.

Next ayem, Sha-Sha remembered she needed to run some errands at the local shopping mall, which she sped off to in her smart wheels. And there she was, near Beverly Hills, comparing pillows and baskets, when—suddenly—S.S. realized she better get to a can—and fast! But, SSS hates pooping in public loos, so she sped out of the parking lot and, being impatient as she was, hit the car in front of her.

A very unhappy, very large woman got out and screamed at the top of her triple-chin curdling shrill for Sha-Sha to get out of her car—now. Sha-Sha declined, which enraged the bashed driver even more.

Finally, Shimmy was so vocally attacked by this brittle broad that she reluctantly got outta her spiffy job and—of course—let loose all over her skintight (SSS wears nothing else) jumpsuit, all the loosened stools those laxatives were so late in jimmying leaking everywhere inside, and through, her chic outfit.

Oh, and—you guessed it—the jumpsuit was the most beautiful shade of…snow white. At least, it used to be.