Oh, what’s a freshly collagen injected socialite with new hair extensions to do on her birthday?
Whore it up for paparazzi no doubt! Kim Kardashian and what looks to be a sister or cousin (who is way hotter than KK) partied last night at Les Deux in L.A. to celebrate Kim’s 27th birthday.
Kim fluttered her spider-leg eyelashes and bounced her rump roast ass all over the dance floor all the while being carefully posed towards the camera lens. The bitch ate cake and washed it down with a golden beverage. Ok, I’m kidding, but we all know how she likes that shit.
I haven’t seen Kim with ex-BFF Paris Hilton in sometime, which would lead me to believe that Paris didn’t like the competition with Kim’s attention stealing ass. Especially when Paris has a flat wet pancake ass. In a battle of the asses, you know Kim’s ass would win!










October 22nd, 2007 at 1:56 pm
[...] Kim Kardashian celebrates 27th birthday by whoring it up for the cameras. Or, as she calls it, just any other day. [Celebrity Smack] [...]
October 22nd, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Man, she better get used to spandex and WalMart florals to go with that ass cuz it’s exactly the shape that fits. Sorta watermelon on toothpicks.
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:44 pm
Yeah, the chick in white is kinda hot. Looks like a cross between Mandy Moore and Eva Mendes. BTW, I bet Robert K is rolling over in his grave now that OJ is about to go down.
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:57 pm
[...] Kim Kardashian’s ass threw a righteous partay. (Celebrity Smack) [...]
October 23rd, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Here’s another one for ya;
Kim’s ass is so big she needs a cake for each cheek.
October 26th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
i dont what you guys are saying, she is freakin gorgeous! and teh “white girl” next to her is her full blood sister Courtney