Britney’s friends boycott her album (Y!)

See girls, sexy doesn’t mean slutty! (BST)

Kylie Minogie’s 2008 calendar is a bore! (DSF)

GROSS! New York gets her toes sucked (DL)

Oprah boinked a married man (GB)

Britney runs over another photog, they’re probably falling over each other to get hit (GH)

Even Halle Berry makes mistakes (CWS)

Alicia Keys talks lesbians (GW)

I’m on team, ‘Who Gives a Shit’ (EBG)

Watch the new Spice Girls video (PB)

Ellen has given away 9 dogs (GOT)

Ryan Gosling got fat for nothing (HC)

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady catch some rays (HBW)

Gay Bob (DL)

Anna Nicole Smith will never rest in peace (BB)

Corey Feldman, Pooh, and pumpkins (CP)

I’m sorry but those Nike’s are heinous, or I’m just old (CR)

What’s that smell? (ABH)

Britney Spears won’t open her f***ing ears (BS)

Hilary Clinton is marriage retarded (CDL)

More Gisele in a bikini (TB)

Mena Suvari topless (JIYH)

Reese and Jake kissed (ND)

That’s Carmen?! (PB)

Eenie, meenie, minie moe… (DS)