Almost as bad as the Attention Whore Queen herself, Paris Hilton, is ‘reality’ star Heidi Montag.

Heidi is today’s Tori Spelling of the 90s. She looks like she could be her little equine sister.

Heidi and Spencer just love attention. These two ask for their photos to be taken at functions that have nothing to do with them, they have egos the size of longtime A-listers and think they will be millionaires billionaires by the time Spencer is 30.

This video from TMZ is hysterical. Spencer is taping Heidi’s new music video (gah!) so that they can keep the cost down. (It must have something to do with that ‘billionaire plan’ of Spencer’s.) Heidi frolicks around in the water like an awkward 14 year-old girl who just got her first full length mirror and Spencer follows her with his camera thinking about how hot she looks.

They must be destined for wealth, riches and fame.

So what does the future hold for these two clowns? My guess would be Heidi will soon throw a couple crotch shots at the paps in an attempt to stay in the news and soon after will be the Spencer/Heidi sex tape. Whatever the future has in store one things for certain, Spencer better get cracking on that master plan because he’s only got 6 years to make a billion.

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