Buttaface jailbait, so true! (BST)

Top Ten reasons pets HATE Halloween! Funny! (JTT)

Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton’s doggie-bag (DSF)

Leonardo DiCaprio was a virgin until age __. (Y!)

Yes, The Hills is fake, like Heidi Montag’s boobs (TB)

Someone at Sesame Street is smoking crack (HBW)

Someone actually bought that paparazzi sock on ebay (POTP)