Only whores wear stuff like that! (BST)
Don’t EVER be the first one to pass out! (DL)
Attention whore for life!! (DSF)
For those who love Nip/Tuck (PB)
Bar Rafaeli and her boobs (BST)
No grazing while shopping…or the Albertson’s Nazi might get cha! (POTP)
Chris Crocker flashes his tiny hairless wiener to paps..EW! (DSF)
Spencer Pratt has a sex tape? Who cares! (ABH)
This has to be the WORST pic of Rene Zellwegger EVER! (HC)
Emily Scott bikini (JIYH)
Carmen Electra cleavage (TB)
The Russian dude on America’s Smartest Model is an ass in real life too (CWS)
Janice Dickinson is such a natural beauty! (DL)
Ellen and Portia are NOT breaking up! (CDL)
Petra Nemcova looks smoking hot (DH)
Remember Tootie? (TMS)
Orlando Bloom is a lucky dumbass (BS)
David Beckham surprises Posh with __. (GB)
Jason Wahler’s in jail (EBG)
Prince is no fun anymore (DL)
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- Hillary Clinton, is that you?
- Listen, I’m gonna cut to the quick here and skip all the way down to what I think is the biggest bunch of BS I’ve heard in a long time. It seems that since Prince doesn’t have a career worth shit now, he’s gonna go after everyone that uses his music out of whatever context he sees fit, and that includes mommies and their dancing babies. This is disgusting. I say we all boycott the motherfucker, and maybe even help that mom out with her legal bills. I’m serious. I’m done with him. Anyone with me on this? Same way I’m boycotting Ted Nugent for calling Obama a ‘piece of shit’. Ted, you and Prince are both the biggest has-beens, and you have truly disappeared up your own asses. Fuck you both.