Maxim has named what it thinks are the Top 5 Unsexiest Women in Hollywood. Do you agree with their choices or is someone else more deserving?
No. 5 — Britney Spears: The pop princess, who at one time was one of the biggest sex symbols in the world, was criticized for gaining “two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge.”
No. 4 — Madonna: The Material Girl literally wrote the book on ‘Sex’ in the ’90s, but since then she’s turned off the magazine’s editors with her “bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration.”
No. 3 — Sandra Oh: The ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ star made the list thanks to her “cold bedside manner and boyish figure.”
No. 2 — Amy Winehouse: The ‘Rehab’ singer’s “translucent skin, rat’s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats” weren’t enough to put her on top — or, rather the bottom.
No. 1 — Sarah Jessica Parker: The former ‘Square Peg’ was singled out for being a “Barbaro-faced broad” and “the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women.”
Stumble it!
October 29th, 2007 at 4:50 am
They need a BIGGER List to include them all!
October 29th, 2007 at 10:28 am
i totally agree with the list but i think brit-brit’s attitude, behavior and how she carry herself is what makes her unsexy, not the extra poundage
October 29th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
I always liked the fact that SJP did not look like all the other cookie cutter actors/actresses with their perfect faces and figures, I wish their were more like her so young girls can see you do not need to look like Barbie to get ahead in show biz or anywhere else for that matter. Shame on Maxim for even having a unsexy catagory, there are more SJP’s in the world then Kidman and Jolies. I will never buy this mag or any other like it.
October 29th, 2007 at 7:31 pm
i dont know if Madonna does drugs or not, but her face kind of looks like one of the faces of Meth in this pic. I am not being mean or judging her because I dont know that she does drugs but i didnt even recognize her in this pic
November 3rd, 2007 at 11:22 pm
Some ugly muthafuckas came up with this list and who ever they are, their wives probaly could have made this list twice over!!! To the editors of Maxim, if you are men here is a bit of advice: Go shave the hair off your backs and take some viagra you limp-dick faggots and if you are women…you are all some cunts.
Have a Great Day!
November 4th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
I agree with the ugly list. Ugly is not necessarily a bad thing. These ugly women are sort of unique, and sort of RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 5th, 2007 at 8:46 am
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