Super kick ass Halloween pumpkins, well some of them anyhow. . . (JRTT)

Shauna Sand has no ass that’s why she flashes her tits everywhere (DSF)

AND she has worn the same slutty platform stilettos for 6 yrs (DL)

Eva Longoria: Camera Whore (DS)

Fergie Ferg down under (ND)

Rosie O’Donnell stops by ____ Show. (PB)

Borning leaked pics of Britney with the same bloated tummy (HBW)

Yep, I’m a hater (POTP)

The Hills is real, or not, or it is, or not (TB)

What a pumpkin head! (A!)

J Lo is box office poison (DH)

Michael Jackson to appear on the cover of _____. (CDL)

Jon Bon Jovi and his drug years (GS)

I guess he could look like Kurt Cobain if he didn’t have such a big f***ing forehead! (EBG)

Playboy Playmates demonstrate self breast exams (GH)

It’s Harriet Carter Wednesday – Halloween edition (IBBB)

Matt Lauer as a killer Frankenstein (HC)

Amy Winehouse’s hubby looks like a corpse. . .maybe because he almost is (GB)

Remember John Candy (AIW)

Eva Herzigova is fugly, babyfat or not (CWS)

Gawd, I hate DWTS, but if you like it, here’s the bitch that lost (BS)

Otep is one hardcore bitch (CP)