Bonez from Season One of I Love New York does a weekly recap of I Love New York: Season Two on Dr. Hottie Magazine. Here’s his wrap-up of week 5!

All I can say is why she gotta boot off the midget?? I mean, in all honesty, did we really think this dude had a chance? Obliviously not, but I figured they would keep him a lot longer because he brought entertainment to the show. I’ve got respect for him, but let’s just be real: Midget Mac was thrown on there to be the “circus act”. Well, unfortunately his act was over tonight.

So the guys have the challenge in this show of speaking to a “spiritual advisor”. Personally, this lady looks like something out “Tales from the Crypt”. At any rate, the remaining contestants are to give something very personal of theirs to New York. All was going well until It decided that he wasn’t going to sign the truth agreement. This obviously meant that It was hiding something (other than his brain). There was always something fishy about that guy.

Well, Punk is the lucky one that gets a date with miss New York. And he definitely acts like a punk on this date. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was gay. He talks a little too soft, and his voice is a little too sweet. That’s beside the fact though. Right when the date hits a train wreck, he redeems himself by giving New York a nice kiss. A kiss that lasted disturbingly too long.

Meanwhile, Tailor-Made is trying to redeem himself from his horrendous Episode 4. He takes New York out and talks to her for awhile. And surprisingly she is starting to feel him. And I must say this guy has a way with words. Call Tailor-Made what you wish, but this is one smooth brotha. I didn’t think he would last past the third episode. But here he is on Epsiode 5 still standing strong!

Now elimination time. Well we already touched on how Midget Mac is ghost. After he gets eliminated, it appears as if It will get the last chain. Apparently, New York had something else in mind. From no where, Buddha enters and she gives the chain back to Buddha. I guess his apologetic letter got him back in business. I was highly shocked to see him back in the running.

And poor It went going home. It was hooked on phonics anyway. I’m sure the next time we’ll see him, he’ll be in a mugshot for being arrested for drug usage.

Till next time kids…!