Celebrities are known for their fashion, their beauty and some, their talent. But they aren’t known for being the smartest creatures on earth. Here’s a fun collaboration of moronic yet funny quotes from some of your favorite celebs.

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Paris Hilton: “I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.”

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Britney Spears: “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”

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Michael Jackson: “The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.”

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George W. Bush: “Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.”

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Christina Aguilera: “So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

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Whitney Houston: “Lets get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Lets get THAT straight. Crack is whack.”

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Mick Jagger: “I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.”

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Brooke Shields: “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

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R. Kelly: “All of a sudden you’re like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I’m going through.”

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Donald Trump: “You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”