‘Bonez’ from Season One of ‘I Love New York’ does his weekly wrap-up of Season Two on Dr. Hottie!
“So Buddha bum-rushes his way back in the competition. And demands respect this time around! Personally I was shocked this guy came back. I am even more shocked that New York is feeling him the way she is. Not only does Buddha look like a NFL reject, but the man doesn’t know how to smile! Well, New York does like them rough around the edges after all. And can someone please tell me why the hell Mr. Wise is still on the show???
The men have the challenge today of cooking a feast for New York. And who better to bring back than my ol pal, Mr. Boston from Season One. Not only does Mr. Boston know jack sh#t about cooking, but he has no idea about what New York likes. The only thing he knows how to suggest is “RANCH”. Gotta love that guy.
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Mr. Boston coaches and guides the other gentlemen on how to make the perfect meal for Miss New York. The time comes when they have to present the feast. And something told me she was going to go for Wolf’s chicken. Honestly, I think if someone made chitlins and waffles, that would have been the person going on the date with New York.
So Wolf ends up winning a date and Buddha is rewarded one as well after Sis Patterson selected his dish as the best.
On the date with Buddha, New York goes into that valley girl, naive, vulnerable phase of “I’m so into you and I’m falling in love with you….” crap. I’m looking at this like “Gimme a break!” Meanwhile, Tailor-Made is downstairs pacing back and forth not believing that Buddha just got back and is already on a date with her. Something tells me that Tailor-Made is going to smack the hell out of Buddha before the end of the season.
The following day she goes on a date with Wolf, but this has to be the worst date a girl can ever take a guy on. I think it was straight up wrong for Wolf to go on a date with her and watch her act on Nip/Tuck. They barely had any alone time, and how could you get romantic on the set of a TV show?? He was robbed if you ask me. Anyway, New York has a part in the show where she basically plays herself. After all, would anyone ever believe New York in another role?
Elimination time is coming close and it’s funny to watch all the guys try to get their alone time with New York. Punk is making the most desperate passes to buy some time with her. So is Wolf and everyone else. But NOTHING can top the $900 dress that Tailor-Made bought for her. This guy really believes that he can buy his way into her heart. I’m sure he’ll be up for a rude awakening within the next few episodes. When it comes down to eliminations, she calls them in the order of who’s been the most aggressive. Needless, to say Tailor-Made is first, followed by Buddha. When it comes down to Wolf and Mr. Wise, I knew for sure that Wolf was staying. But she decided not to make a “wise” choice and let poor Wolf go. Oh well Wolf, there’s always Sis Patterson….”
