Maxim’s Hometown Hotties winner (DSF)

Ugly crackwhore in London (BST)

Jason Patric must be a broke bitch, he’s stealing bar tips (CNW)

Boy George and his male prostitute woes (ABH)

The guy hit in the Britney Spears paps chase is in critical condition (ICYDK)

Kelly Ripa’s ‘outtie’ navel was not airbrushed (PB)

People’s 2007 Sexiest Man Alive is ___. (CC)

Best collection of celebrity gossip around the web!! (WS)