Heidi Montag and her rat face, Spencer, attended the launch of “La La Land” by Anchor Blue in Santa Monica on Friday.

Her left breast is hanging down lower and definitely more wonky than her round, breast implant tit on the right. She looks good, though, and I’m so used to seeing the new nose.

Heidi didn’t over do the plastic surgery, but when will she get off the D list and make it to the C list? Even rehab couldn’t make people care about her. The Hills can’t last forever. Spencer says he’s gonna be a billionaire by the age of 30 and she hopes to win an Oscar. Do they even know what ‘15 minutes of fame’ means? They’ve already used up their first 11 and a half minutes. Tick. Tock…

Stumble it!