According to News of the World, Britney Spears has been going through the process of trying to adopt twins from China.

This has all the makings of a bad joke!

I refuse to believe this one, but according to ‘friends’ of Britney’s (she has friends?) Brit has decided to adopt the two six-year-old kids since her own offspring have essentially been taken from her. I doubt any adoption agency would hand out kids to a mother who just lost her own children. Am I wrong here?

NOTW is also reporting that Britney is already planning her funeral in case her crazy lifestyle brings her life to an early end. They say she recently spent $50K on arrangements.  That’s probably one of the better ideas Britney has had in recent times.

A source ‘close to Britney’ told NOTW,

“It doesn’t seem that Britney has thought this through completely. Adoption and a funeral? The two don’t exactly go hand-in-hand. Paying for a funeral is a sensible thing to do—but not when you’re only 25! It’s a case of too much, too soon with Britney. Not a week goes by without something strange happening to her now. She’s doing herself no favors.”

Do you believe this one? The funeral stuff, I would never doubt, but the adoption thing? Whatever! There would be a backlash from children’s rights advocates AND from people like you and I. If it did happen, it would be huge news and would bring a flurry of media and attention to Britney and the kids. But it won’t happen, watch and see.

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