Hayden Panettiere takes baby steps toward a sex tape (BST)
Demi Moore can’t buy a career (ABH)
Andy Samberg and Patrick Dempsey do Martha (PB)
Henry Rollins hates ravers (ND)
Owen Wilson’s babe is hot in a bikini (DSF)
Chelsea Handler pulls a Michael Richards (TMZ)
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- I’d love to see Hayden walking around in one of those ‘VAGITARIAN’ T-Shirts. Fuck it, I’ll give her one of mine.
- The only reason Demi is the least bit relevant is because of her marriage to Ashton. I used to have a massive crush on her back in ‘82-’86, but I also crushed on Janet Jackson back then, too. Word to both you bitches; muscles on chicks is as much of a dealbreaker as a moustache.
- Henry Rollins rules, but dude, too much of the f-bomb. Yeah, coming from me, that sounds weird, but the word ‘fuck’ is such a gem, it’s the ultimate exclamation point. When the routine sounds like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I start to turn off a little.
- Chelsea is super tongue-in-cheek(yours or someone else’s? Heh.), so the joke might go over people’s heads.