We are used to hearing one or two crazy stories about Britney Spears every single day. But this story might possibly take the cake.

Star magazine is claiming that Britney has a secret sex room in her home that is called the ‘Fantasy Room. The room has all sorts of toys such as ticklers, fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the bed frame and whips. Pretty tame, but remember this is Britney, that makes it freaky. Heh.

The second-floor also has a room with a mirrored ceiling (who doesn’t love those?), spanking paddles and tons of kinky little outfits and costumes for Brit to wear. “She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid’s uniform and a Cinderella outfit.” The source adds that Britney is obsessed with sex. Noooo! DUH!

The ’source’ claims they happened upon the den accidentally.

Apparently Britney doesn’t just play and/or leave her her sex toys in her Fantasy Room. (Isn’t her perfume called Fantasy?) Sometimes items make their way out to the living room, where the children are.

The source also claims that Britney’s house stinks. That’s because she changes her kid on her WHITE couches, then leaves the shit stains on them. Really. But that’s okay because they match her dogs shit stains that were already there. (Remember how Brit’s dog used to shit on Kevin’s side of the walk-in closet? Heh.) Her dogs have been shitting in her house long before those kids were even around.

Star magazine also says it has multiple reliable sources who claim that Britney really is pregnant again.

“Yes, I am pregnant and I am shocked — almost four weeks to be exact,” says Brit, or someone claiming to be Brit, in a message on her MySpace page, according to Star. “I don’t really know if I’m happy or sad I’m just … idk [I don't know] I am happy I guess. I saw the ultrasound and it was really kewl!”

My head is spinning. Yours probably is too, but don’t let that pregnancy rumor scare you. It’s most likely not true. Britney text messaged Ryan Seacrest this morning (she was up?!) saying she is NOT pregnant with her third child.

Mankind, it was your lucky day.

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