The pregnant-naked-magazine-cover shit is so played out.
Demi Moore broke ground when she posed with a bare pregnant stomach but then Britney came along and ruined the innocence of it. Now Christina Aguilera is trying to bring pregnant bellies back.
Whatever. I know pregnant celebrity moms like to parade that shit around and milk the attention for all it’s worth, and mothers around the world eat it up…but whenever I see the naked pregnant pics I thank God I have never had (or will ever have) a kid. Heh.
Don’t get mad, moms, it’s just me. I have never had the inkling to have a little pain in the ass of my own. I really like my dog. Maybe it’s because she can’t talk. Maybe it’s because I can leave her at home for a few hours while out having cocktails with the hubby. She might not live as long as a real kid, but hey, I’m willing to weigh the scales here.
As for Christina, she looks great, pregnant or not, and she wants us all to know it. Hooray for her. As for the kid, that poor little monkey is going to have a hard time fitting through the birth canal with those ears..
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Wow, Spicy, I had no idea you were so mean. I’m really glad you aren’t having children! I agree — the naked-pregnant-celeb thing is over (…did it even really begin??) but I have children *and* a dog, and although I love my dog, there is no comparison.
I am not mean at all, just honest! I think kids are great, I just don’t want to have any of my own. There’s nothing wrong with that - even though society likes to say there is. I chose not to, but it doesn’t mean I hate kids! Yeah so, I said a ‘little pain in the ass’, c’mon, you know my sense of humor by now!
I’m actually a stepmother to a terrific little man who means the world to me.
xxoo
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Spicy, thank you so much!! I’m so glad there’s a woman in this world that isn’t possessed out of her skull to have kids. There’s too much of that going around. I’d rather have a house full of cats. BTW, did you see the video link I sent you of the talking cats? Check your e-mail once in a while, mama.
Even as a Mother myelf…I can totaly understand what you are saying Spicy. These Hollywood Mothers seem to get pregnant because they want to milk the attention they get from It. It seems like having kids Is a Trend to some people and that’s just sad. They dress their kids up and parade them around like tropheys. The better their kid looks the better they feel. Sad..very sad. What happend to having a kid because u want too, not for publicity? I dont think It’s mean of you Spicy to admit that you dont want to have a “pain in the ass” of your own, i think it’s just you being real. What the fuck is wrong with that? More Woman need to live their own lives for themselves and not for what others or society expect from them.
Thank you Spicy! I am so sick and tired of being made to feel freakish by others coz I don’t want kids! I love kids but never felt the need to have any and think that people need to be ready emotionally and financially before they make the decision to have kids. And I’m not digging on people who have unplanned babies, I’m aware these things happen and often turn out wonderfully . Life isn’t about just reproducing yourself, it’s about doing right by yourself and others and striving for happiness.
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I just want to applaud Spicy and any other woman with the guts to admit that she doesn’t want to have kids. I don’t, either! Hooray for being ourselves!