If Nelly Furtado and Courteney Cox mated (BST)

Drea Di Matteo and hippie hubby gave kid a totally hippie name! (DL)

An Ashlee Simpson ‘blind’ item (EBG)

Jake and Reese join the Mile High Club (Y!)

Julia Roberts is all pissed off at paps (TB)

Paris Hilton is a lot like Britney Spears (POTP)

Because dogs in ‘cones’ are funny (CR)

Tara Reid to host Hooker Ball of course (CWS)

I’m starting to think Samantha Ronson is in love with Lindsay (DL)

Kristin Bell’s a little hottie (DH)

More of Paris Hilton’s nylon crotch (CR)

Kelly Osbourne married some gay guy (AIW)

Michael Lohan is full of it (CDN)

Journey is reuniting? (GW)

WTF happened to Debbie Gibson’s face?! (DL)

Who is this slut? (GB)

Nicole Kidman’s kids call her ‘Nicole’ (GS)

Some hooker looking like a hooker (JIYH)

Kickass mashup by DJ Paul V! (PB)

Funny weekly round-up of ANTM (lol @ the part about Jaslene!) (IBBB)

WTF ever. (CDL)

Nicole Kidman has gray roots and might be a corpse (HO)

That’s just gross (GH)

Nicole Kidman surgery funny (A!)

Internet porn star missing (BS)

Check out RottenToons.com (RT)

Be my bitch on MySpace!  (MS)