I looked in the fridge today, and all the Thanksgiving leftovers are rotting nicely. That’s kinda how this 3 week round-up feels; freshly rotted. Bon appetit, bitches.

It looks like my shitlist has room for anyone and everyone who wants in, and the latest bitch in the cellblock is… DR. JAN F***ING ADAMS. Welcome to the jungle, you smug son-of-a-bitch. I can’t wait to see real-time karma at its best. I can just feel it ready to take care of business. My sympathies to the West family for not only having lost a great woman in her prime, but having to put up with a scumbag of a doctor that’s more interested in clearing his name than having any kind of remorse. As for Kanye, yeah, I know I’ve let loose on him in the past, but I have a lot of empathy for him right now. I’m very close to my Mom as well, and last year she was ‘this close’ to dying from a severe kidney infection. When I think of the grief he’s going through right now, it kills me

Michael Vick is sorry about one thing; that he got caught. No one can be that brutal and then all of a sudden be sorry. Give me a f***ing break. All I care is that he does his time, loses his career, and never sees another dog in his life. Aside from his cellmate. Heh.

Another shit for the list; Cedars-Sinai, for the Quaid twins O.D. Don’t get me started on hospitals, man. I’m really disgusted with the medical profession here in America. Everyone puts way too much faith in doctors, and I don’t see a whole lot of them doing much to earn their keep. It’s a lot like lawyers; overpriced and over-rated. I’d like to see the same thing happen to the medical and legal professions that’s happening to real estate; take an overblown market and let all the hot air out of it to see the real value of things.

Bimbo Of The Year goes to… Linda Bollea, for trying to upstage Nick. That’s a hardcore attention whore for ya. Brooke is starting to look like the brains of that outfit, even though she’ll never shake the daddy’s-little-girl syndrome.

The problem with Tyra Banks isn’t her hair, it’s that she comes off shrill as a fire alarm. Frankly, she seems like the biggest prude, and who needs that?

Hey, that reminds me; when was the last time I exiled someone? It’s been a while, hasn’t it? And I’m ready to bring that shit back. And it’s probably not who you think. I’m thinking that the distinction of an exile is for a has-been that doesn’t seem to know when to go the f*ck away, so I have to do the deed.

What can I say, I’m the Shark, it’s what I do best. So… I am formally exiling EDDIE MURPHY! This, for publicly disowning his daughter from the Mel B fling. Look, you asshole, there are enough deadbeat dads out there in this world, and the least you could do would be to MAN UP and take some responsibility. Mel B didn’t even ask you for child support; hell, she’s probably making more money than you right now, Mr. Shitty Movie King. Like Norbit isn’t enough to make me puke in my mouth. It’s a sad day when K-Fed makes you look like the shittiest dad ever, and your ex-girlfriend has a better career.

Dennis Rodman, if I see another story about you, you’re my next bitch.

Same with O.J., man. What a stupid motherf****er to go do a Vegas heist and think you wouldn’t get called on it. I hope the judge in this case tears the defense a new hole, and from the sound of things, she’s already making Ito look like the biggest pushover in the world.

Wow. Was it good for you, too? I need a smoke. Until next time, my pretties. BTW, in a few weeks I will be sounding off on 2007’s top shit in a nice little rant called “Shark’s Feeding Frenzy”. It’s my Xmas present to all of you, so be on the lookout for it. I’ve got a full tank of venom just waiting… -Shark