Victoria Beckham thinks that only the people who burst out bawling or pass out after meeting her are truly her fans.
“When I went to Japan recently there were lots of lovely little Japanese people there to greet me. There were tears, which I always like. I think that shows you are a true fan, when you cry – or when you pass out. When the paramedics are called, it’s always a good sign. That shows real determination as a fan.”
Did she really say that? How narcissistic! And to say that an ambulance is a good thing? How vain! Yeah Posh, you are really something..but not quite the Beatles, bitch. Will someone get excited and puke on her already?



















She’s joking, right? Go ahead, I’ll wait. OK, OK; I’m hoping it’s that British sense of humor she’s known for(right). If she’s serious, she’s out of her mind.
She looks horrible..her face looks like one of her leather bags…
She is joking, its our british sense of humour, that I must say gets her into trouble at times in America, I mean how are you supposed to answer such a stupid question, if not take the piss
I wonder if she shares those sentiments for her sex life as well.
I’m fairly certain she said that tongue-in-cheek, but still funny.
[...] CS: You’re not a fan unless you burst into tears and grow a vagina [...]
Hey, is that Melanie B or C? Just wondering; it must be one of the two, because you said ‘our British sense of humour’. Our? Meaning the five of you? Busted!
She’s obviously joking. If you saw her one hour reality show thing over the summer about moving to America this is exactly her sense of humor. She’s always portrayed as bland, but I think she’s really funny.
She Is an idiot!! Her fans?? I can’t stand this bitch. Who the fuck would be fan’s of 5 used up pathetic lip synching Bitche’s?? It must be 8 year olds who dont know any better… I agree with what Shark said… If she is serious…she is out of her mind!