Tara Reid: ‘It’s Hard Out Here For a Ho!’

The New York Post is reporting that Tara Reid isn’t worth what she used to be. In fact, she’s worth about a tenth of what she thinks she is.

“It costs less and less to land Tara Reid these days. The blond uber-bimbo, who’s been partying hard in Australia, was trying to charge $25,000 to $30,000 for her appearances at clubs. But she had to drop her inflated price to a bargain-basement fee of about $3,500 when nobody would bite.”

Dude, that’s about the cost of a high-rolling Vegas hooker! Maybe she’ll start doing bachelor parties and shit next. She should start hanging out with Paris Hilton and partying her pickled ass off in Hollywood again. I assure you she would make well over $25K per appearance if she did that. No one is interested in the more mellow, post Franken-boob era of Tara.

A reality show must be coming shortly. Oh snap, she already did that. Hmmm…a sex tape maybe? That, or she’s going to have to land herself a man who has some clout in Hollywood, because she surely isn’t going improve her career with her acting skills!

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