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Lisa Marie Presley and her 62 year-old, botoxed, pulled and stretched mother, Priscilla.

Omg, Priscilla looks frightening! Her forehead is so tight you can see your own reflection in that bitch! I think she thinks she’s goth with her hair and pale complexion.

Lisa isn’t looking too hot either. The hair is killing me, and she looks like she just woke up. But I’ll forgive her if she’ll give me that coat and bag!

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  • lovelyleo

    Heh. That is Gretchen Bonaduce in 20 years.

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  • Shark

    Hey, Lisa M, what the hell happened? It was only a few years ago that you had one of the finest asses in the biz, but take it from me; bigger is not better. Especially when you’re talking TWICE as big. I sure hope you’re not taking inspiration from Aretha, because that’s all sorts of wrong. And Prissy looks like she hasn’t seen the sun since the sun last saw Elvis. It’s not a good idea to make up for the lack of sun by trying to outshine it. Having said that, I’d still hit it. I’d just have to take her pulse first, just to be sure.

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  • Karina

    Hey, I think that big black coat is hiding a big baby bump?!? Is she Preggers?

  • ShameOnMe

    Oh hell the auditing has failed and the demon spirits still reside in them, taking out their anger and spite in horrendous forms and means.

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  • Bluemagic

    Man Pricilla looks like a very frightening porcelain doll. Why can’t she accept the fact that she is dirt old and live with it? Why destroy your face? I don’t get it

  • 5macktalker

    Once you go Jacko, you never go backo

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  • lame-0

    Holy fuck this is some ugly shit

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