Does Karl Lagerfield have a closet full of that same outfit? He looks and dresses the same at every event!
I think he is also as high as motherf*cker! You know that bitch snorts his blow from a gold spoon.
Honestly, I think the guy has been dead for a couple years now and they had his body stuffed (that could explain the outfit and shades) so he can still make all of the events and photo ops.
They just unload his body, pose him appropriately and he’s all set! A super cool party fixture and people love taking pictures with him. I want one!



















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