“My parents were married 53 years, good and bad. Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can. I don’t know, 53 years with the same human being? I can’t be around myself for more than three or four hours before I want to kill everybody.”
- Newlywed Scott Baio on marriage
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[...] one wants to take ownership of SHIT, while bitching about their lives. Cry me a f***ing river. And your parents have been together for 53 years? You sure didn’t seem to learn their secret while it was staring you in the face all that time. [...]