Gary Coleman thought he could sell his car on eBay, no problem!
Hell, he’s Gary Coleman! Who wouldn’t want his ride? You might have to adjust the seat a bit, but it’s fixable!
Well, it seems Gary isn’t quite the star he once was, and the eBay auction failed to find him a buyer. And get this, he was even throwing in a free autograph with the auction! Truly unbelievable that alone didn’t close the deal.
Heh.
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Maybe if he scrawled a little ‘Whatchu talking ’bout, Willis?’ on it… Maybe not.