Paris Hilton swings from pipes like a monkey for attention (DL)

Eminem is way depressed (HM)

Marcia Cross naked with lots of bush (TB)

Britney Spears was too sick to testify but not sick enough to go out partying (Y!)

Hate advertisements? What if they were beamed into your skull?! (ABH)

Here are the text messages that were exchanged between Tony Parker and mistress (X17)

Tina Fey regrets talking smack about Paris Hilton (POTP)

Carson Daly heckled by writers while taping show (ONTD)

Britney Spears will probably call in sick for the remainder of the custody battle, dumb bitch. (GB)

Beckham’s drunk at the strip club (RC)

Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson smoking spliffs (CR)

Mischa Barton does Maxim (DS)

Katie Price, Jordan, to sell her implants on eBay (A!)

Jessica Simpson photo shopped (CDL)

List of the Golden Globe nominees (BS)

Marc Jacobs dresses as a camel toe for his Christmas party (BSC)

First look at Britney’s new ‘Piece of Me’ video (AIW)

Jessica Alba loves the paps (HBW)

Karolina Kurkova upskirt (ND)

Lily Allen in GQ (JIYH)

Tara Reid looks better with clothes on (DH)

Quentin checks out Hayden’s Golden Globes (HC)

Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughan aren’t getting along on set (GW)

Pamela Anderson decided against the reality show (EBG)

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