Tailor Made and New York got elfed!

I don’t have love for New York. Not the city, but the reality show hooker, Tiffany Pollard, of the VH1 reality show, ‘I Love New York’.

Gee, guess who she picked? Yup, the suck-up weasel who practically kissed ass and bought his way into New York’s heart. Yes, that would be Tailor Made - the guy who is still legally married, and almost more fake than Pollard herself. A match made in heaven really.

Miss New York says that there will not be an ‘I Love New York: 3′ because she has really found love this time. Let’s hope it’s true, because the show was really terrible this year.

New York reflects back on the show, which actually ended six months ago, and she has no regrets about her final decision.

“When we were in Jamaica, I swear I didn’t know who I was gonna pick probably until right before the elimination…I finally realized that [Buddha]‘d never bend at all. He was so strong and I just knew if I picked somebody like that, we would’ve fought a lot…Looking back on it six months later, I loved Tailor Made and I lusted for Buddha. I think I got caught up on his looks.”

She says it was definitely not love at first sight between her and Tailor Made.

“[t]here was no chemistry, I didn’t even like the way he looked..Now I think he’s the hottest thing ever. Go figure. I don’t know what happened.”

She adds that she could understand his scheming and conniving in order to win her heart.

“I call him my Mini Me. I’m like, ‘You remind me of myself when I had to fight for Flav.’ Constantly misunderstood, doing everything that it would take to win. I figured, ‘Wow. That guy reminds me so much of myself how could I go wrong with him?’”

What she really loves about Tailor Made is that when she says ‘jump’ he always asks, ‘How high?’

“This man knows that I run the household. He doesn’t go out and buy toothpaste without asking me if it’s OK. And I just love it. It’s such a great balance. I feel like I’m in control you know, but it’s done in a respectful way.”

The couple has violated the shows ‘rules’ by moving in with one another immediately after returning home from Jamaica. Of course when New York wants something she won’t let any pesky rules stand in her way. She dished,

“We got home from Jamaica…and then a week later we moved in with each other. We’ve been together seriously for the last six months. It wasn’t going to hotels and sneaking around and stuff like that…it was like day to day, night to night we were actually living together.”

“It feels very comfortable to be able to say that this is gonna work, because we both want the same things for each other. We just want to make each other as happy as we possibly can. That man completes me so perfectly and I do the same for him. He turns me onto things I didn’t know and I do the same thing for him. We keep growing with each other, it’s beautiful.”

Well, personally, I think it is gross. They are both very deserving of the other. Tailor Made is such a pushover that he will do anything for her - including making himself look like a major puss. You would think after having your dick stepped on so many times you might get tired of it, but not Tailor Made. I think he thrives on her taking control…and having his manhood put through a shredder on a regular basis.

This season really sucked balls. It was all the same stuff we had seen in the past. Well, everything except for those bowling ball boobs.

I truly hope there is no ‘I Love New York: 3′…but I do hope they bring back the ‘Flavor of Love’! Now that was some crazy shit. Sadly, it probably won’t happen. It will be interesting to see who VH1 lures in for their next reality love show. But please, don’t let it be Tila Tequila for a second shot at love!

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