Mr. & Mrs. Spicy (and Lucy Liu, of course) are heading out for a grand adventure this holiday season. I won’t be updating until after Christmas most likely – but Shark will be rocking an extra special year-end ‘Snark Attack’ on Saturday. So give him some love!

I need some time off from the celebrity drama y’all! The pregnancies, the lawsuits, the DUI’s! I’m just going to live in my own little peaceful world for the rest of the holiday season and not give a shit about what Hollywood is doing. Well, I am going to try anyway..

Until then – I have compiled this lovely list of kick ass gossip sites that I know you will love..

Agent Bedhead *Allie is Wired *Ayyyy! * Back Seat Cuddler * Bastardly * Bitten and Bound *Bumpshack *Celebrity Cosmetic Surgery* Celebrity Cowboy* Celebrity Dirty Laundry* Celebrity Dog Watcher *Celebrity Mound *Celebrity Puke *Celebrity Warship* City Rag* Crazy Days and Nights *Daily Stab *Derek Hail *DListed *Dotspotter* Drunken Stepfather* Evil Beet* Gabby Babble* Gabsmash *Geno’s World *Gone Hollywood *Gossip or Truth *Hollywood Backwash *Holy Candy *Im Bringing Blogging Back *Jackson Blue’s Celebrity Dirt *Jordan Is Your Homeboy* Ninja Dude* Pop on the Pop *Pop Bytes *Right Celebrity* Speed Monkey* The Blemish *The Meat Scale* TMZ *Yeeeah!

Also, these are some off-the-wall celebrity sites that are totally rad..

Distortrait *Gallery of the Absurd* Planet Hiltron *Pretty on the Outside

For those who aren’t my MySpace friend yet….get crackin’ bitches. Let’s be friends – add this ho. Then you can leave me gifts under my tree..or even text message my ass. Heh.

See you next week. xoxo