Nicky Hilton in a bikini in Maui (DSF)

Greasy Bear is there too (DL)

American Idol trainwreck /meth head Jessica Sierra is pregnant (Y!)

Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheridan spend Christmas in St. Bart’s (BST)

Ben Affleck’s brother is a major turd (ABH)

The most annoying toy ever! (CR)

Hot & naked Victoria’s Secret models (ND)

Michelle Rodriguez in jail for Christmas (DH)

Lynne Spears is like a pimp -her kids, the hos (TB)

Josh Duhamel and Fergie Furburger are engaged (EBG)

50s pinup Jeanne Carmen died (RC)

Halle Berry’s baby belly (DS)

Another reason to hate The Hills (POTP)

Lil’ Kim upskirt (DL)

Riley Giles is desperate for attention (BB)

Riley describes Lindsay’s naked body (HBW)

For those who love the Muppets (PB)

Harriet Carter best of 2007 (IBBB)

Denzel Washington has no love for Elle - and they don’t like him much either (GW)

Amy Winehouse’s hubby tests positive for drugs while in jail, has cell phone in his cell (GB)

The biggest asshats of 2007 (CR)

Babies making babies (CWS)

Jay-Z steps down as Def Jam President (BS)

Kim Kardashian has jungle fever (DSF)

Cisco Adler’s Christmas Balls just aren’t selling! (GOTA)